The Workshop Group
is particularly grateful to two members who have made generous gifts of equipment recently. Eric Offen for a dividing head, and Bruce Davey for three substantial endmills. The kit is pictured here on our CVA Kearney & Trecker "Milwaukee" 3HP No 2 CE Milling Machine. We are compiling a folder about the mill and have begun preliminary work to bring it into use. After several chilly sessions cramped behind it on the floor with a multimeter and some increasingly grubby pieces of paper, followed up by a few CAD sessions, we now have a wiring diagram and know there are some failed components. In the next few months we hope to take the electrical control gear off the back of the mill and put it on the workshop wall. This will get the mill 9" nearer the wall and give easy access to the controls. We have been in touch with the Welshpool and Llanfair Light Railway whose similar machine appeared in Model Engineer recently. They have been using theirs to true up axleboxes for The Countess full size!
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 1
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike ..... she threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want'." The second engineering student nodded approvingly "Good choice ..... the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 2
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE3
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed "What's with these guys ..... we must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! " The pastor said "Here comes the greenskeeper ..... let's have a word with him." "Hi George ..... say, what's with that group ahead of us ....... They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters..... they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said "That's so sad .... I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said "Good idea ..... and I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said "Why can't these guys play at night?"
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 4
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons ..... Civil Engineers build targets.
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 5
The graduate with a Science degree asks "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks "Would you like fries with that?"
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 6
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 7
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." The architect and the artist asked "Both?" The engineer replied "Yes ..... if you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman ...... then you can go to the workshop and get some jobs done."
COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE 8
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess ......" He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked "What is the matter ..... I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want ..... why won't you kiss me?" The engineer replied "Look I'm an engineer ..... I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog ..... that's cool !"
Signaling system stop press.
Willowbank signal box took another step forward on the last weekend in September when the new point control system was commissioned for the 4 points immediately outside the signal box. This work now allows full use of the loop line & siding again. One new track circuit has been commissioned on the mainline, and track circuit control of signal 14 completed. Work is now continuing on the new cables that will eventually connect Willowbank and Angel Road, this is needed because the old cables are giving problems.
The Best Wedding Event for 2000
It is with very great pleasure that I am please to report that two of our members have just got married, John & Anita Osbourne as they now are were married at St Mary's Church at Chessington, Surrey on a beautiful sunny Saturday 23rd September 2000 at 2pm. The wedding in the very old an picturesque church which is some 900 years old was well attended by family friends as well as a large contingent of members from Malden DSME and the Watercress Railway of which John is also a member. The reception afterwards was held at St. Mary's church hall, this event was a very relaxed, happy and informal event typifying both John and Anita's relaxed approach to life. John and Anita are going to Euro Disney and Paris as their Honeymoon.
John and Anita met at the railway club some 7 or 8 years ago, where they recognized each other but couldn't work out where they had know each other. Eventually they realised that they had know each other as children and lived within two streets of each other at Chessington as children and had played together as children. About 6 years ago Derek & Aileen Smith invited a number of friends round to a BBQ after the annual Guildford model show, which is when John arranged to take Anita & her son Darren to the show and BBQ. As that say that little beginning blossomed into something really good for them both some 6 years later. I am sure that you will join me in wishing every happiness and our sincere best wishes go to John and Anita as they set out on their life together. Their new home will be in Chessington Surrey.
Colchester Society of Model Engineers Ltd. A letter
John Mottram our Social Secretary received a nice letter from the Colchester Society of Model engineers following their visit to us last July. It was such a nice letter we have reproduced it here.
Dear John,
What a day. We set out at 09:00 from Colchester and arrived at your place at 11:29am, one minute earlier than our latest planned ETA. (We got lost, or at least our driver did!)
To be welcomed by a party of your members, with at least one standing in the main road to show us the way, this was a nice gesture and we were made to feel at home straight away, a feeling that remained with us throughout the day.
The hospitality and facilities offered to us were second to none and your membership is to be congratulated on what they have achieved. The workshop will be remembered, for many that day, by our party, with envy.
Thank you, especially the ladies, for the first class refreshments, lunch and barbecue to round off the day.
Needless to say a visit by your members to Colchester is a must. Just give me a ring to make arrangements.
We were home by 10:00pm, the end of a perfect day, Again our sincere thanks.
Regards and best wishes.
Len Hammon, Secretary.
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Santa Special is going ahead on Sunday 10th December 2000.
We need all your Help to make this Event run smoothly. Engines, Drivers, Signalmen, Ground and Raised Level Track Members are required. The First Santa Special Train, leaves Willowbank Station at 11.00 a.m.
So please come early and assist in getting us ready for this event. A packed lunch will be provided for all Workers. The list has be put up on the Notice Board in the Clubhouse for you to specify your Food requirements. If you have a Santa Hat so much the better.
Present Wrapping will take place in the Clubhouse on Sunday 26th November 2000 from 10.00 a.m. Helpers would be appreciated for this interesting job. Tea and Coffee will be supplied.
Look forward to seeing you
Stella Evans
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Brief report on the 7¼" gauge open day. Sunday 7th October
Well our end of season open day went really well with a good crowd of visitors from quite a lot of clubs in the Southeast of England.
There was a good turn out of steam locomotives, with plenty of LMS & BR Black 5, 4-6-0 locomotives, present was a nice green class 2 British Rail standard 2-6-0 tendered locomotive, as well an 4--4-0 Southern railway schools class locomotive, and not forgetting the 0-4-0 wren class narrow gauge locomotive from the Isle of Wight. Also present was a USA bogie locomotive class G29 diesel , which was electric powered complete with sound effects which looked good and sounded good.
Not to be outdone the raised tack boys had brought a beautiful pair of 5" gauge loco's, one a Great Western 4-6-0 'King Stephen' & the other British Railways 4-6-0 Britannia, these pair spent most of the Sunday pacing each other one on the inner circuit the other on the outer circuit, then swapping places each lap. At the same time a nice little 5" electric Hunslet mines locomotive was also scuttling around.
Thats all folks.....
Best wishes Mark Adlington.
For ME Exhibition setup, help, loan of models etc, please talk to Jerry Burchell or Peter Larkin both of whom are normally at the club on Friday evening or Sunday afternoons..........remember the club needs your help...... |